The Dames and their man

The gang!

Classy ladies

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we are so scary haha

Friends, Family, Enemies, Lovers, and Stalkers.  B here.  Craving for a piece of the DC gossip?  No worries, the District Dames are known to please.  Looks like a weekend with bleak beginnings (aka korea/palestinian presentations) ended with a bang...or rather a glide.  On Friday, even after downing nearly three packages of licorice (don't judge till you try), the dames managed to gain attention from two tables of spicey looking city men.  Dale's on the loose, lets hope he hangs around Marshalls soon.  Saturday brought a day of out-of-control sleeping in, yearning for a pet elephant/dolphin/monkey, and less than desirable squash soup.  But lets not forget the reputation these dames made for themselves when soberly dirty dancing to britney spears while bowling a 35, at what we will call a very conservative party.  Whats wrong with being the wild girls?  The district dames are proud.  Regardless of their reps, the annual iceskating champs party held by the dames was a hit.  Tickets were sold out and lines were out the door.  Prizes worth 1 mill made for a diva scene.  Rumor has it Vin Diesel, Parker Pennington, and Mel Gibson were denied entry.  Apparently wild is working out.  Wish you were here.  District Dames.